Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

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People with cancer.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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