- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

what is the color of a burp burple

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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