- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A dyslexic man walks into a bra!

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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