- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

National security?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

who ever is reading this....

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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