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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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