Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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This is not a joke or is it

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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