- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

This is sparta No this is patrick

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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