- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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