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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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