- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

womens rights

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

if you can read this you dont' need glasses

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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