- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Nuneaton..

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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