- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

The dewey decimal system

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Im black

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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