- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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