What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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