I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Three black men were walking...

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Women's Rights

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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I have aids

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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