- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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