- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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