why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

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Roses are red, They are also violet, yellow, white, pink, orange, purple, or orange.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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