???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down +11

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

thumb_up thumb_down +11

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

thumb_up thumb_down +9

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

thumb_up thumb_down +9

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

thumb_up thumb_down +9

This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

thumb_up thumb_down +9

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops