Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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wael.. nuff said

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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Racial Equality

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Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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