if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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Daym im romantic

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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