Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Two guys walk into a bar.

why couldn't the tree grow? Because I cut it down with a chainsaw

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Velcro. What a rip off.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Dusters blow stuff.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What's blue? The sky.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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