- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

what did the farmer do? plant

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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