What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

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Do you love me? No.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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