There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Do you like fishsticks No

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the love boat

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What is worse than eating shoxy poulet.? Nothing

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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