- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

men, men like men= men+bed

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

Math Quiz! If sally was born on September 18th, 1997, how old will she be on her birthday? Leave your answers on her grave tomorrow.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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