there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Your Mother

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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