- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What's 9+ 10?! 19

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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