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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Why was the African american pulled over in New Jersey? He was 17 and didn't have his red stickers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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