What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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