- Anti Joke

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you love me? No.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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