What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Justin Bieber.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Racial equality.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

Hi

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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