Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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