The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Womens rights

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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im a willy bum bum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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