Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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This statement is false.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

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