What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

You will not press the like button.

tommy is retared

Why did the

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

H o m o comes out as homo

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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