Guess What??? Ur Murr

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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diarrhea.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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