Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Poop!!

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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