Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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