- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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