Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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2 + 2 = 4

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Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

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women rights

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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