- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

Bacon is delcious.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Hello.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Winter

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

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