why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Where is the center of the universe? There is no center of the universe! According to the standard theories of cosmology, the universe started with a "Big Bang" about 14 thousand million years ago and has been expanding ever since. Yet there is no center to the expansion; it is the same everywhere. The Big Bang should not be visualised as an ordinary explosion. The universe is not expanding out from a center into space; rather, the whole universe is expanding and it is doing so equally at all places, as far as we can tell. In 1929 Edwin Hubble announced that he had measured the speed of galaxies at different distances from us, and had discovered that the farther they were, the faster they were receding. This might suggest that we are at the center of the expanding universe, but in fact if the universe is expanding uniformly according to Hubble's law, then it will appear to do so from any vantage point. If we see a galaxy B receding from us at 10,000 km/s, an alien in galaxy B will see our galaxy A receding from it at 10,000 km/s in the opposite direction. Another galaxy C twice as far away in the same direction as B will be seen by us as receding at 20,000 km/s. The alien will see it receding at 10,000 km/s:

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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