Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Who is John Galt?

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

whats worse than school? Summer school

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

The WNBA

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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