NAACP

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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knock knock no ones home

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I like your hair

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

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Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What? Why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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