- Anti Joke

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Okay, after this one then...

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.