- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

womens rights.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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