There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

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Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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