Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Please Rape William Wright

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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Davey Peterson.

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im at school

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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