"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Wow, so today is 9/11? Yes.

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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