Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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