- Anti Joke

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Ain't idn't a word.