what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Refrigerator

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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Liverpool City Football Club

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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lol

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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