- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why? Why Not?

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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