- Anti Joke

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

Continents are large islands.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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