- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once you go black your credit goes wack

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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