How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Sex education in Texas.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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Chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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