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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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