- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

i am writing this because i felt like it.

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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