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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Well, there's one way...

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

What do a black man and an elephant have in common? They are both multi-cellular organisms, they both belong to the kingdom Animalia, the phylum Chordata, and the class Mammalia, they both possess vertebrae, they both move through legged locomotion, they both possess knee joints and they both possess the capacity for altruistic behavior.

Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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