- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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