A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

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What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

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Where's the dick??? east

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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