What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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poopy is poopy

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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