What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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