- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Women's rights

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

Women. One of the genders a human can be.

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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