why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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