I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

destiny

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

charlie sheen

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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