What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

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Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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