- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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