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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Urban ghettos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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