Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are lamp, Violets are squirrel, I have ADHD, LET'S DANCE!

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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hashtags suck balls

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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