A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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69

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Caca.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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The Female Orgasm

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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