- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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