- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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